Clinton To Endorse Obama Friday

Every news outlet on Earth is now reporting that Senator Hillary Clinton will suspend her campaign and endorse rival Senator Barack Obama on Friday. The quotable quote of the day comes from friend of the show and all-around witty gentleman Congressman Charlie Rangel:

“We pledged to support her to the end,” said Representative Charles W. Rangel, a New York Democrat who has been a patron of Mrs. Clinton since she first ran for the Senate. “Our problem is not being able to determine when the hell the end is.”