The Very Definition of Inappropriate

Last night, Jon Stewart referenced Rudy Giuliani's penchant for throwing 9/11 into every assertion or sentence as "9/11 Tourette's Syndrome." He's always doing that, right? We had no idea how serious the problem was.

I could scarcely believe it when I saw the headline, but the story is true: Rudy Giuliani is actually having a fundraiser where the ask amount — and I'm not kidding at all — is $9.11. Yes, for the ghoulishly craven, symbolic amount of nine dollars and eleven cents, you too can hang out with America's Mayor and watch as he does whatever he does at these things. My guess is he'll be attempting to keep his soul from escaping.

Oh no! There it goes!