A Very Huckabee Christmas

You may have heard a thing or two about Mike Huckabee's Christmas ad. I will tell you this: The rumors that he is wearing a sweater in it are true.

Mike Huckabee is not kidding when he says he approves this message. He seems nice enough. He has the sweater (see?), and he's empathizing with you about how tiresome all the highly politicized ads have become.

Then, as he mentions celebrating the birth of Christ, the window in the background frames up perfectly to create the much-examined 'floating cross.' So, he wants to wish you a magnificent Christmas away from all the politics while sitting in front of a subliminal, glowing cross. Eggnog and caroling can't compete with crafty marketing and cinematography!