Apparently Ann Coulter feels that Hillary Clinton is more of a real conservative than John McCain. Make of that statement what you will, fellow Democrats!

Wow. And here I thought that Microsoft's nearly $50 billion dollar bid for Yahoo was going to be today's shock headline!

In Dallas, residents protested earlier this week that their applications to become legal U.S. citizens will not be processed in time to vote in the upcoming presidential election, despite promises to the contrary.

For those of you not familiar with American economic history, this country suffered a major economic downturn in the 1930's. Maybe you've heard about it. Now, the way the Great Depression was stopped, or at least mitigated, was the liberal introduction of money into the American economy.

Obama and Clinton both have enough money to swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck. On the flipside, Romney had to loan himself a cool $18 million to keep the plane in the air last quarter, and John McCain literally had to bet his life on his campaign: he took out a $3 million loan, which had to be secured with a life insurance policy. Republican politics is now officially a hard dollar.

Remember when, during one of the recent Republican debates, Mitt Romney was asked how much of his own money he's spent on his campaign, and he coyly said he wasn't going to reveal that until he had to? Well, the FEC says he had to by today, so now we know the answer (so far) is $35 million.

Taking on hecklers is nothing new for Bill Clinton — historically, he wins. Today was no exception. Video after the jump.

Following suit with his original pick for President, Texas Governor Rick Perry will join Rudy Giuliani in endorsing John McCain for the GOP nomination.

AP is reporting that the Obama campaign brought in $32 million in January.

Some video after the jump: Senator Clinton is Nuestra Amiga and Senator Obama has Hope With Subtitles!

Dear 24-Hour News Network Types: if I hear that he's the Endorsenator one more time I'm going to write a tersely-worded letter. California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will endorse John McCain just days before Super Tuesday. Is the Mittmentum merely dwindling or is it gone completely?