Study: Cell Phone Use Linked to Cancer

Sift through today's news long enough and you might come across some really bad news for cell phone users. A new study claims that using cell phones for 10 years can double the risk of brain cancer. The study, by award-winning neurosurgeon Dr. Vini Khurana, claims that cell phone use could be more deadly than smoking or asbestos exposure.

Another recent study claims a link between heavy cell phone use and an increased risk of a rare salivary gland tumor.

Given the rather alarming implications of this study, it's surprising that only a few news sources have mentioned it. But before everyone panics, I'd like to suggest that this is an opportune time to break out the tin-foil hats. If they can block alien transmissions and government mind control rays, cell phone radiation should be no problem.